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A 68 year old Providence, Rhode Island man was awarded $400,000 from the Dacomed Corp. in court today following a lawsuit that the plaintiff filed against the company because a defective penis implant. Charles "Chick" Lennon (a former "handyman") received the Dura-II steel and plastic implant in 1996 with the anticipation of having the option of either being up or down at his discretion. But unfortunately, the surgery went better than expected and the new device really took a liking to him ... for ten years. That's right, Mr. Lennon suffered from standing at attention for ten strait years. In his lawsuit, Chick claimed he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment, and felt uncomfortable around his grandchildren. Honestly, it's guys like this, that are so hung up on their anatomy, that make the rest of us look bad. Having functioning equipment is important to any man or woman, but having a mechanical device installed for the sake of experiencing "tide changes" ... c'mon, gimme a break! I can only imagine how intimate it must be sleeping with a partner that has more hardware than Lowe's.