Looks Like You Have A Severe Case Of JK Syndrome (JKS)

Mad Cow disease, SARS, Bird Flu ... it's always something. You can't open a newspaper or turn on the television without being bombarded with stories about these illnesses that "will soon reach epidemic levels". But really ... seriously, when is the last time you knew of anyone (anyone at all) that contracted these ailments that are taking the world by storm? Just for fun, I'm going to put together an email about a completely made up sickness ... just to see how much time elapses until my fictitious fevers, counterfeit coughs, and bogus blotches start appearing across the country. And I'll really be proud of my work if it goes international.