See ... It Was Me The Whole Time

In this mornings local newspaper, yet another disorder was reported ... but this one actually explains alot. The article stated that road rage, and many other such similar explosive behaviors, can possibly be explained by a hypothetical disorder called Intermittent Explosive Disorder or IED ... not to be confused with the other IED known as an Improvised Explosive Device, same result but different method. IED experts claim that this behavioral problem, that results in an unpredictable explosive verbal and/or physical outburst that may be accompanied with the damage of property or the harming of other people, typically is an overreaction to ordinary problems and can be medically treated. Whew ... after all these years, I thought my profane metaphors toward apathetic and self absorbed people was because of their complete lack of intelligence, extremely selfish behavior, and loss of basic common sense.