Sunday, May 28, 2006

Eggsperts In Their Field

The age old question of which came first, the chicken or the egg has possibly been solved by a team made up of a geneticist, philosopher and chicken farmer who claim to have found an answer. It was the egg. Thankfully, now that this one has finally been put to bed, we can now tackle the next burning issue: If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? And after we get that one under our belt, we'll conquer the timeless deliberation of: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It's good to see such highly trained and scientifically educated people taking on such an enormously important project such as this, and finally solve these imponderable questions that has left even the best minds of the ages stumped one generation after the next.


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