Did You Check In The Lost And Found?

"President Bush said Wednesday he would order U.S. forces to go after Osama bin Laden inside Pakistan if he received good intelligence on the fugitive al Qaeda leader's location.", the associated press reported today. But unfortunately, "good intelligence" is what got us into the Iraq thing in the first place ... or so we're led to believe. With the technology available today, not to mention the technology which remains classified, I find it really hard to accept the fact that our resources just can't seem to find Osama bin Laden ... there's only so many caves out there. I'm sorry, but the whole hiding in a cave theory just conjures up thoughts of guys with long, thick beards and towels on their heads popping up from old hollowed out tree stumps and sneaking out from behind fake rocks like in Hogan's Heroes. Personally I think the main objective is not to find him because he's really never been lost, but rather keep him secluded where he is because he will do less damage alive sneaking out video tapes from 101 Rock Cut Way than if he were killed and consequently martyred by his supporters.