I Thought Whoever Signed The Paycheck Was The Boss

In the past few weeks, congress has held hearings about drug usage in major league sports, and basically threatened that if no actions were taken to resolve these issues laws would be passed to implement the changes needed to correct the problem. I agree that, for some reason, celebrities are exempt from laws that the rest of us must abide by, or receive reduced sentences because of their "social status". Some lawmakers believe that the individuals who abuse these substances set a terrible example for everyone who enjoys sports ... and of course, all politicians are model citizens. Perhaps major league sports should sponsor a pre-game informational seminar for event spectators on money laundering, spousal infidelity, taking payoffs, and nepotistical hiring practices ... and demand that all congressional representatives enact a social code of conduct for themselves, or the voters will.