Not Everyone Squirrels Things Away

A couple days ago, Fox News reported a drug bust in England that went a little hinky. Apparently when the police stormed the residence that the dealers were in, the merchandise (crack cocaine) was thrown out the window in a last ditch attempt to get rid of any evidence. In a strange twist of events, the goods were quickly snapped up by the neighbors ... that were squirrels. Yes ... that's right, the squirrels got it. And oh did they get it. Locals reported seeing the creatures feverishly running in circles for long periods of time with no particular direction or purpose. And, others were reported to have been digging random holes at an amazing pace, possibly in the hopes that more "stuff" may be discovered. As if all this isn't funny enough, just imagine how hard it will be to prosecute the crime. I can hear the opening argument now, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried."